Sex tips from Disney.
the crab one worries me.
I like how all of them are puns/innuendos, and then there’s the last one.
yo-hoo big Frozen genderbend dump ^———-^
Aww Luna :)
*cuddles and wraps my wings around Luna*
Luna *cuddles to keep her warm*
C-C-C-CUDDLE COMBO! *i cuddle her with my entire body*
*gets up gets hot coca with a moon shaped marshmell and gets a fuzzy blanket and cuddles* I will protect u….:I
i wold do the best i can
When your parents told you not to worry about the fact that you are so clumsy it’s a wonder you haven’t already killed yourself by now going down stairs or the fact that you are so awkward and not in the sexy way that everyone that meets you seriously wonders if there is something wrong with you…
*I agreed with as I continued to browse tumblr on my smart phone*
NOW I CAN BE A TRUE MERMAID
I actually did a report on this last year! The substance is called perfluorocarbon and because of its unique nature, it can hold enough oxygen inside of it for you to breathe it. You can breathe safely while inside it, but sometimes the transition from breathing in the perfluorocarbon and the air can be painful or uncomfortable as your lungs try to push the liquid out of them. In Dan Brown’s book The Lost Symbol, the process of reverting back to breathing the air can feel like being birthed.
thank you friend
how the fuck do they know what being birthed feels like
This liquid is used in modern torture. It is similar to water boarding. A victim is placed in a small completely dark box. The box is then filled with the liquid. The victim thinks they are drowning as they breath the liquid in. Most pass out from fear at this point or they just sit there in the liquid in pitch black, apparently breathing ‘water’. Often it leads to the thought that they are in fact dead. It is completely terrifying. Then the box is opened and they are violently pulled from it. As said before the transition from liquid to air is none too pleasant. You might be told something like, they resuscitated you and to tell them what you know or they will “drown” you again.
You can “drown” someone and be sure that they won’t be harmed
You all needed to know this.
could we just not be dicks and torture people and use this breathing water for more practical needs? like being mermaids perhaps? seriously guys, something cool gets found and you find ways to use it to fuck with other people. stop fucking doing that! seriously!